Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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