I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
