I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I cut my penus on the lid.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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