Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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