come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We have started to decorate penises.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
