I laughed so hard at this.
I was at a bar with my brother, and we saw an old family friend of ours. We were trashed. Brother had to throw up, so he just turned around, grabbed the nearest empty cup that was sitting on a table surrounded by people, threw up a little, and put it back on the table. Rejoined the conversation, and I lol'd the whole time.
Sounds like something that Jerry Springer would have a show about. Then again, the Jerry Springer Show isn't that much different from the rest of MTV's content nowadays.
My cousin from Wales did this; John James, you are my hero (just in case you're reading this - you'll know who I am). He was chatting to the barmaid, threw up on the floor and continued talkin as if nothing had ever happened. I found out later because she said to me "did you know your cousin threw up on the floor mid-sentence and then carried on as if nothing had happened!?". Seriously, what a trooper.
Even better is when you on your way home so fucked up you have to pee really bad so you unzip your pants and piss on the dash board of your best friends car lol, sorry Chris had to share.
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