so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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