After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Houston, we have a blender
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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