you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
