haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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