gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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