we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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