No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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