This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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