Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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