Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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