My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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