People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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