I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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