Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
my liver is dry heaving
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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