i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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