youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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