Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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Stick to white wine next time.
There are much worse reasons than this for the sheets to be all red
May be some misinterpretations when someone is over...
Congrats, you've managed to incorporate two distinctly different types of alcohol abuse into your sleep regiment. Well played...
Shoulda used a temperpedic
UPS kids keep in classy.
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