So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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