well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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