I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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