I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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How about a pickle up the whoosh?
What about peach jam and marmalade?
Nutella?
you should try relish the texture is interesting
Peanut buttah jelly time?
Bacon too?
How was the hot chilli sauce?
@hogfish. VAGINA SAUCE??? That's all kinds of gnarly.
Chubby chaser?
Try vagina sauce, it can't be beat!
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