Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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