It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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