Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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