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Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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