We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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