i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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