He is such a slut. More and more my type.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Damn victory sex feels great
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
