No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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