Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm really into asian looking animals
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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