i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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