We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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