Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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