Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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