Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
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Lesbos use toys big fat dildos not small mini ones!
^ginormous douche bag.
Who ever said size doesn't matter has a small dick! Size does matter If you can't feel it how could it feel good
Ha. But hey, you are getting dinner, and as long as he can use it well, does size really matter?
The bigger the better
Prepare to be thrown down a well and use the lotion. Skin sews better that way.
yippie yi yayyy....mini sirloin burgers!!!
Shame. This site has lost its way. It's "texts from last night" not "texts from yesterday afternoon too clever by half." c'mon, admin.
This was in FML book. Fake.
9:15am...made me laugh more than the text.
hahaha good joke 8:06!! not.
It's been fun, but I think we've pretty much mined this vein out. I tried my best to entertain and spread the LULZ, but I'm afraid that this is it for me.
maybe hes just poor and can only afford mini things
MidgEt, you dumbfuck.
Aw, he might be worried he's feeding you to much.
this text made me laugh
Is he a midgit..or are you a midgit?
hey, i am hung like a baby.... 8lbs, 21 inches....
Stupid cunt, just be grateful a man is cooking for you BEFORE he's fucked you.
he's trying to tell you you're putting on weight, you only need like half of what you eat.
8:56 tell that to the lesbos
no i know this person lol
He's preparing you for HIS mini-corndog!
he probably just thinks you're fat
hey 9:29. it was a joke...who dumpped sand in your man-gina this morning???
Haha hilarious
9:58-- not all of 'em
lulz. baby dick t-minus 3 hours
This is so funny!
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