Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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