Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
