brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
