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  • First off your prob ugly cuz otherwise he'd fuck u then breakup

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 10 at 2:17pm
  • Niiiiiiice! I like how u slipped first in there. 10 points for using it in a sentence instead of making it your entire post. Douchebags take note.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 10 at 2:18pm
  • Talk about your self-esteem takin' a hit. Damn.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on May 24, 10 at 1:02pm
  • He wasn't worth it...learn from this!!

    Submitted by smpl2plz on May 23, 10 at 2:50pm
  • Her next boyfriend is gonna benifit greatly from this

    Submitted by evolwayz on May 23, 10 at 4:15pm
  • I'll bang ya. Come as you are.

    Submitted by Booberto on May 24, 10 at 2:59am
  • You might want to consider yourself lucky! His boyfriend was probably totally naked in his bed! Well that's the only reason I could think of for a guy to dump a girl while she's standing outside half naked waiting to fuck him!!

    Submitted by memyself on May 23, 10 at 10:22pm
    • No no, here is another reason why. maybe she was a plumper that he talked to at a party and possibly friend requested her which in her fragile yet fat mind means they were together. when in actuality she was just a white sperm whale waiting to be harpooned and the dude was not her ahab

      Submitted by nattybuck on May 23, 10 at 10:33pm
  • Ouch

    Submitted by alphaone on May 24, 10 at 3:04am
  • Leto: hater-ass is the right way to type that. It's called a germanism, stacking hella words together with hyphens and making one super-long adjective. They're hella fun.

    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 24, 10 at 6:02am
  • Randy you clearly don't know what a leper is...shut your ignorant hater ass mouth. And this post totally makes me wanna watch the dark knight right now haha

    Submitted by jondime23 on May 23, 10 at 2:32pm
    • might wanna add a "-" between "hater" and "ass". i totally read that as "hater ass-mouth"

      Submitted by Leto on May 24, 10 at 1:21am
      • not that "hater-ass" makes much sense either. but you catch my drift

        Submitted by Leto on May 24, 10 at 1:22am
    • Randy's ass-mouth loves the cock.

      Submitted by Booberto on May 24, 10 at 3:01am
  • Third-ly, u may have scared him.

    Submitted by Ub3r_Crippl3 on May 23, 10 at 2:20pm
  • hmm that's for sure a new low.

    Submitted by lexi602 on May 24, 10 at 12:25am
  • While YOU were standing outside? Check your grammar.

    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 23, 10 at 6:26pm
  • Uber, numbers are not adverbs; just say "third"

    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 23, 10 at 6:41pm
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