He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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