I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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