She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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