Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
