your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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