This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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