"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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